An Adjusted Reality

Recent studies are finding Sharks actually enjoy fries with their fish

As the destruction of rain forests continues, it's likely many urban backyards will see an increase in Fairies

Although the majority of falls experienced by elderly people are accidents, it's estimated at least ten percent of falls are from the body simply needing a rest before the brain realises

Gnomes are believed to be quite vicious. If a Gnome from another garden enters uninvited, it risks being covered in honey and put on an ant nest

The difference between a modern-day politician and a clown is the politician is funnier

SpaceZ is currently developing a satellite program to monitor neighbors who toss dog droppings onto neighboring properties.

Becoming the dominant chicken in a brood is considered very prestigious amongst the hens, unfortunately it holds no weight with the rest of the animal kingdom.

Santa used to deliver gifts door to door but got tired of standing inline behind salesman and bible bashers.

Woodpeckers can easily put a hole in glass, however research shows they don't like the taste of it

Although not confirmed most Angels turn off their Halos through the summer period