An Adjusted Reality

Mermaids have always been portrayed having luscious long hair. However in reality their hair is quite short making it easier to dry and manage

TrackCom makers of WhereBear confirmed the app originally developed for monitoring bear movement and once popular with scouts for setting up campsites will no longer be supported. This news angered many bears who now rely on WhereBear for dating

Certain dog breeds cower when required to use an elevator. Dog experts are still studying whether it's the motion without visual feedback or simply the elevator music

Dance moves often reflect people's personalities. However, this generalization tends to get blurry when mixed with alcohol, turning most dancers into something that resembles a Zombie moonwalking

The game naughts and crosses was initially developed to help calm individuals suffering split personality disorder

Commuting in a self drive vehicle while intoxicated is incredibly safe

Notorious hacker Hans Miller, aka 'ByteMan', was taken into custody. Police were surprised to find Han's fingertips missing, which he desperately claimed, helped his fingers glide across keyboards.

Religious leaders are concerned the current over-population could make the perfect life in heaven unsustainable

It was once believed that dragons possessed the same digestive tract as a Koala bear, allowing them to eat Eucalyptus leaves which created fire-spitting gas. Koalas on the other hand, managed to release their gas safely into the atmosphere.

It's estimated, fish that leave school early are less likely to be eaten

Alien enthusiast Demedre Drucker has spent two decades developing a terrestrial sign language. He's confident initial communication with aliens will go well if they have more than one finger

A local farmer in the beechmont region, fed his sheep carrots, to see if it affected the wool colour. Although the experiment was a failure, the sheep did experience improved eyesight

A caterpillar can eat a thousand times it's own body weight in lettuce, making it the most health conscious creature on the planet

Marvel announces new Spiderman Villain for upcoming movie, Pestman

Arborists now agree, dead trees are less noisy when being cut down

Triple shot coffees are the new double shot. Is the single shot dead?

Veganism becomes popular with wolves

A dark-coloured pig is twice as likely to play in the mud as a light-coloured pig

Dog attacks on the rise as inflation bites hard on pet owners

Kryptonite is widely regarded as Superman's only weakness, until recently where he confirmed his addiction to sugar.

Turkeys no longer fear Eagles

Labrador dogs appear fussy with certain foods

Tax authorities looking for 'Clones' not filing returns

Macho truckers deny tail-gating elderly ladies