An Adjusted Reality

Becoming the dominant chicken in a brood is considered very prestigious amongst the hens, unfortunately it holds no weight with the rest of the animal kingdom.

Santa used to deliver gifts door to door but got tired of standing inline behind salesman and bible bashers.

Woodpeckers can easily put a hole in glass, however research shows they don't like the taste of it

Although not confirmed most Angels turn off their Halos through the summer period

If you watch a horror movie in a haunted house does that make it twice as scary?

One of life's most underrated pleasures is the discovery of a lost wallet. As the world moves towards a cashless society losing a wallet could simply be littering