An Adjusted Reality

A shopper was reported leaving a clothes outlet fully clothed, after entering the store naked

Historical documents reveal, swords need to be sharpened every ten minutes during battle to remain effective

A clone recently filed for half of all assets owned by the host, arguing what's his is mine and what's mine is his.

Researchers confirm, moon soil samples contain the perfect mineral density for growing cannabis

Elderly man discovers winning lottery ticket while cleaning his garage, exactly thirty years after the draw

Professional lift operators agree, the number of people going up verses people going down, doesn't add up

Astronauts feel that space-travel improves their love making, wives disagree

After retiring, the majority of Clowns still find people laugh at them for no reason

Early Neanderthals once thought, a Giraffe was a moving tree

Although Mermaids have been spotted on beaches, they are more likely to be found in night clubs

It is predicted that 10 years from now, bedroom selfies will be politically incorrect

A new miracle pill currently in trials, is promising to increase life expectancy by twenty years. Unfortunately test subjects aren't happy with the taste