An Adjusted Reality

Becoming the dominant chicken in a brood is considered very prestigious amongst the hens, unfortunately it holds no weight with the rest of the animal kingdom.

Santa used to deliver gifts door to door but got tired of standing inline behind salesman and bible bashers.

Woodpeckers can easily put a hole in glass, however research shows they don't like the taste of it

Although not confirmed most Angels turn off their Halos through the summer period

If you watch a horror movie in a haunted house does that make it twice as scary?

One of life's most underrated pleasures is the discovery of a lost wallet. As the world moves towards a cashless society losing a wallet could simply be littering

Mermaids have always been portrayed having luscious long hair. However in reality their hair is quite short making it easier to dry and manage

TrackCom makers of WhereBear confirmed the app originally developed for monitoring bear movement and once popular with scouts for setting up campsites will no longer be supported. This news angered many bears who now rely on WhereBear for dating

Certain dog breeds cower when required to use an elevator. Dog experts are still studying whether it's the motion without visual feedback or simply the elevator music

Dance moves often reflect people's personalities. However, this generalization tends to get blurry when mixed with alcohol, turning most dancers into something that resembles a Zombie moonwalking